have you ever been so mad you ripped your own arm off?

laughcentre:

watching people prove did-yuo-kno wrong

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be-happy-and-laugh:

lettuce go on a walk

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obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

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i almost had a threesome last night all i needed was two more people

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davidsreality:

Hi! I’ m Doug DimmaDome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

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